You're here to help me spread my ultimate weapon of mind control, aye?
If you have any website, blog or whatever that you could link from, then I'd be very grateful if you could do it. I promise, when I take over the World, you'll get whatever you want. Just name it! Swimming pool filled with chocolate? Done! Here's the code for a text link:
<a href="http://www.love-calculator.org">Love Calculator</a>
No banners right now, hopefully I'll add them in a near future.