"Wzzzz. Bum! Bum!" That's basically what my thoughts have looked like for the past several days. Occasional "biga, buga, dong!" didn't manage to change the whole picture. I had to stop that madness, I had to start thinking clearly. Let's do something big. Let's conquer the World. Yeah, that would be a good start.
So I sat down, took a pencil, scissors, few sheets of paper and started designing the ultimate weapon, something as silly as possible. Love calculator was born.
Having the weapon ready, there are only two things left. I need to find a way to attach a mind-controlling device to this huge, 100% pink heart you can see in the background. Already done. Don't you feel a bit dizzy right now? Second task is actually your job. I need many, many people to see that heart. So please, be kind and paste our address to your friends. Five seconds of relatively easy work - how that compares to my bold plans? I promise, after the successful revolution you'll get anything you want.
Seriously, I'm Mateusz Mucha, I'm a sociology student at Jagiellonian University (Cracow, Poland) and I made this website just for fun. If you liked it, please link to me
, or place love calculator tool on your website
or give its address to your friends (over ICQ, for example). On every page with results there's a special "give this results to a friend" box with an address to a page with identical results.
muszek [at] gmail [dot] com is my e-mail in case you felt like dropping me a message. Blueprints of weapons of mass destructions would be nice. Just don't tell G.W.
P.S. New Zealand is not included in my plans. You guys can sleep peacefully.